Next time I'm away on business I'll remember this!!!!!

To my  darling  husband,

Before you return from  your overseas trip I just want to let you know  about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the  driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't  worry too much about me. I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the  brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150 fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. I missed our bikes.

I am really sorry, but I  know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.  You  know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving  wife. XX

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P.S: Your  girlfriend  phoned.

Posted by Ian May